1. Don't stick your head out the train window
2. Stay away from departing aircraft
3. Never trust a penguin
4. Don't turn your back on a monkey
5. Careful - Elephant crossing ahead!
6. Don't climb in the aquarium in hotel reception
7. Never try getting dressed after having too many beers
8. Be aware of your surroundings at all times
9. Don't tease the Queens guards
10. Never smile at a crocodile!
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