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You got: The North
You’re from the wonderful North. Which means you know that a good Sunday roast should be drowning in gravy. Nice. Truth.
Straight woman here, so for all the women I went by, “Which one of them looks more like me?” I’m so vain, and yes, I know that song is about me. And Jamie is the best-looking man on this page!
Response to What Pet Should You Get?:
Hedgie! Aw, they are cute - and I probably wouldn’t be allergic to it.
I would totally try out for Agnes Gooch. Call me, casting directors! I’m merely Hollywood ugly!
Ugh. Nothing wrong with closed-toed shoes if your feet are too wide for the designer slingbacks, really there isn’t.
But… but #13? So much no. Is this woman famous? If so, why weren’t those shoes fitting correctly? Why did her team let her go on the red carpet like that? It looks painful, too!
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So which of these add-ons are going to keep my pictures from looking just so damn grainy and noisy? I realize I’m not going to get a super-awesome DSLR-quality shot from an iPhone 5S, but are there native settings I can adjust to control this even a little bit?
It’s the “free stuff” bit that gets me. All you have to do is sign on the dotted line, and as long as some entity can use your name on their products, you get a huge cut! Then all the swag at award shows. Designers offering you gorgeous clothes and shoes. People buying you this or that, at least if you’re A/B-list. I mean, I know life is more than toys and money, but it would be nice to have some toys and money.
And he dresses left. ;)
What a gorgeous schmoopie he is! I wish I had time to properly care for a dog. :|
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Response to Idris Elba’s Got The Slickest Dance Moves:
Oh, Lord, YAAAAAAAS!
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Mascara. Mascara on my glasses. BOOOOO! Let me be halfway pretty for a goddamn minute, Glasses!
This is totally reminding me of that old Sesame Street song “The Little Dollhouse”: What’s
Two kitty cats! Two kitty-cats
Went on a spree
Then sat down to
Tea! Goodness, the stuff you pick up at 5? You REMEMBER for life.
Response to What Feminist Book Should Every Woman Read?:
I was thinking “Forever” by Judy Blume, which is an AMAZING book for teens, because Ms Blume tells the truth about those first sexual relationships, doesn’t she? But no, I’m going to say “Metropolitan Life” by Fran Leibowitz. I would’ve been 11 or so when I borrowed it from the public library, and I was looking for any books that would tell me about New York City, where I wanted to move to when I grew up. I thought it was going to be a book about how to live in NYC. So happy that that was not at all the case. Fran Leibowitz is one of the funniest essayists, at least to me, of all time, and as the girl in my classes who was Little Miss Brainy Sass, it was good to know there were others out there like me. Actually, in a way, it did teach me about living in NYC, though. All the types of people she talked about in 1978 still live here! Thanks, Fran! And because of her, I learned about Dorothy Parker so, bonus.
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Why can’t the Kanyes and Taylors of the world make their hit records, do a Uncle Scrooge McDuck swan dive into the yacht-load of cash, and chill? If I were in their shoes, you wouldn’t see me on TV or social media except for award shows, and to perform my music. And no paps! I mean, Adele and Radiohead manage to be legends in the making and you hear barely a peep about their personal lives. Aside from the Kardashians, for whom situations like this are their raison d’etre, do these stunts really make pop singers more money? Or is it just an attention thing?
My grandpa ate the corn flakes/OJ combo as his breakfast, so I’d heard of that one before. I thought it was terrible when he bade me try it. Blecch. I don’t really eat cereal anymore, though, so I won’t be trying any of these taste sensations!
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Aw, poor thing. But she was saved and is on the road to health! Yay, Bowie!
Didn’t their PR teams expect such a thing, or either of these two, ffs? Is everyone involved in this that damn stupid? Damn, they can’t give a man a sheet of damn paper with some stock answers? D’oy! SMDH