1. This is your daily affirmation:
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To go with your daily glass(es).
2. To you, the screw-cap bottle is the most genius invention EVER.
Because let's face it...
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3. When someone asks you what your wine preferences are, you're like:
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4. For example, the colour...
5. ...or region.
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6. You're not so fussed about glasses either.
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7. Nothing is more annoying then when a waiter pours you a 'tasting' glass to check the wine you ordered.
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POUR ME A PROPER GLASS AIN'T NOBODY GOT TIME FOR THIS SHIT.
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8. And why do people even bother asking you if you want wine?
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DUH
9. In fact, wine is the only reason you even attend social gatherings.
10. It's no surprise then, that you're always the first one to get shit-faced.
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Your friends: 4 vodka tonics. You: An entire bottle of Pinot. The odds were always against you.
11. But you'd rather get wasted than EVER be in this situation:
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so. much. regret.
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12. When anyone comes over, for any amount of time, you're like
13. You're even willing to share your "good stuff."
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14. You're always hell-bent on converting non-wine drinkers.
15. You usually attempt to achieve this by championing the various health benefits.
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16. But then you ruin it all by telling a wino anecdote that only a fellow wino would understand.
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17. You think you look like this when you drink wine:
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classy
18. But actually you look like this:
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an idiot
19. Your relationship with wine is exactly that. A relationship.
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20. So naturally, wine gets the first invite to your pity parties.
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whine and wine at my house wooooooot
21. You're often guilty of committing this faux pas:
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MIXING WIIIINE FOR A GOOD TIIIIME
22. But you're no stranger to faux pas in general, and that's OK.
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A Wino of course.
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