Parents·Posted on 2 Feb 201723 Hilarious Tweets That Will Make All Parents Say "Yup""One of the hardest parts of teaching your kids to be independent is watching them tie their shoes for 8 minutes."by Remee PatelBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. James Breakwell @XplodingUnicorn My 4-year-old's timeline for getting dressed: 7:00 AM: 0 socks on 7:08 AM: 1 sock on 7:38 AM: 2 socks on 7:39 AM: 1 sock on 02:32 PM - 01 Feb 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. Qwerty Jones @QwertyJones3 My daughter just asked me why a pinecone isn't shaped like a cone, and I had no choice but to fake a seizure. 07:16 PM - 06 Jun 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. Wendy S. @maughammom Me: "You're going to bed in 5 minutes." 6yo: *bends the laws of space and time to make 5 minutes last 4 hours* 05:16 PM - 17 Jan 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. 5. Josh @iwearaonesie 9: This sucks! I hate you! I wish you weren't my parents! wife on Facebook: 9 is doing the laundry! He's such a good helper! 12:46 AM - 29 Dec 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. Cray at Home Ma @cray_at_home_ma Parenting multiple kids is mostly just trying to keep the awake ones quiet enough that the sleeping ones stay asleep. 12:25 PM - 20 Jan 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. Lurk 'N Stalk @LurkAtHomeMom My 6 year old's superpower is knowing he doesn't like what we're having for dinner 2 hours before I've even decided what I'm making. 11:32 PM - 25 Jan 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. Mommy Cusses @mommy_cusses Toys need to be priced according to how long your child will actually play with them. 02:24 AM - 11 Nov 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. Jennifer S. White @yenniwhite Take the road less traveled. Like, the one with the most mud, or the wettest grass, even if there’s a sidewalk nearby. -Kids 03:53 PM - 31 Oct 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. 11. Josh @iwearaonesie wife: Let's fool around after the kids go to bed narrator: But they never did fool around 03:10 PM - 02 Jan 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. James Breakwell @XplodingUnicorn Why I should accomplish all my goals today: 1) I'm motivated. 2) I'm ambitious. 3) I planned ahead. Why I won’t: 1) Kids 01:48 PM - 08 Jan 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. Mr. Hook🇺🇸 @Phook75 My 4 year old has been talking for 23 years 09:42 PM - 16 Jan 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. Kim Bongiorno @LetMeStart Husband: UGH that kid is JUST LIKE YOU. Me: Wonderful? H: M: Charming? H: M: Light of your life? H: [leaves room] Me: [shouts] SUPER COOL? 07:35 PM - 24 Oct 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. mark @TheCatWhisprer My toddler eats with her right hand but is ambidextrous when it comes to total destruction. 02:14 PM - 07 Jan 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. 17. Amy Dillon @amydillon "There's no school or work tomorrow, so you can sleep in," I begged my 4-year-old. 04:38 AM - 23 Dec 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. OneFunnyMummy @OneFunnyMummy Being a parent is making everything easier for your kids while your kids do the exact opposite for you. 09:06 PM - 26 Jan 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. MyMomologue @MyMomologue "DON'T YELL AT ME FROM ACROSS THE HOUSE, JUST COME TELL ME WHAT YOU NEED!!!" I scream from the couch in the living room. 06:42 PM - 04 Jan 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 20. Lurk 'N Stalk @LurkAtHomeMom My 4 year old spilled water on his bathing suit, so he can't go in the pool until he changes and this is why vodka is a thing. 12:51 PM - 16 Aug 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 21. Ashley Austrew @ashleyaustrew "I want a snack." - my kids, while they're eating 08:44 PM - 25 Apr 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 22. Mommy Owl @Lhlodder I'm just a mom, standing in front of my husband, trying to say something that I can no longer remember cause my kid interrupted us 75 times. 04:37 PM - 02 Jan 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 23. Snowflake Cher @House_Feminist I took my kids' screens away so we could spend some quality time together and it turns out they are really terrible to be around 04:43 PM - 22 Jan 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite