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19 Tweets About Dogs That Are Funny, Pure, And Just So Goddamn True

"[me passing literally any dog] wow there it is, the world's best dog."

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[leaving for work] *gives wife a quick kiss* *spends 10 minutes saying bye to the dog*

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[jumps in Uber] ME: HURRY I'M LATE UBER: [starts driving] ME: PULL OVER HERE [jumps out, pets dog] ME: [jumps back in] GO GO GO

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[me passing literally any dog] wow there it is,, the world's best dog

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[1st date] Maybe next time i could meet your dog [2nd date] Your dog is so cool [3rd date] Do u mind if me & your dog hung out without you

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when you see a dog across the street and it's crossing and walking towards you

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wife: "no one will remember dont worry" me: "ok" [2 mins into my high school reunion] guy: "yo are you the dude that brought a dog to prom?"

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what do you call a friend that doesn't like dogs? you don't

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nice dog. Sure would be a shame if someone were to...pet it for like 40 minutes

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I always wanna go up to ppl's dogs & say "OMG I'm such a huge fan of your work. I've been following it since over there." *points 7 ft away*

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This is the first good thing I've ever seen in the moments tab

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[wakes up from 45 year coma] Me: my dog better not be dead

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My parents' dog is getting the functional childhood I never had.

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No you can't sit there my dog might sit there.

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I wish there was a way to keep in touch with dogs I meet outside of grocery stores.

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Me: This has been the worst day. Nothing can fix this. *dog climbs on sofa, puts head in my lap* M: I have never been happier in my life.

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Just heard a guy at the dog park tell his dog "NO!" and then more quietly, "We talked about this!"

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Someone peed here Someone peed here Someone peed here Someone peed here Someone peed here Someone peed here My dog when we go for a walk.

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When you're at a party and the dog comes downstairs

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