1. Let's be honest, you probably think about food way more than sex.
After all, food is kinda sexual, is it not?
2. Because unlike sex, food is rarely disappointing.
I've had more bad sex than I've had bad macaroni and cheese.
3. Whenever you do anything social, your first thoughts are usually 1) Is there going to be food? and 2) What kind of food will they have?
4. Even after you've just finished a meal, you're immediately ready to start thinking about the next one.
5. And if you're near food you can barely concentrate on anything else but obtaining said food.
6. Just about anything can set you off.
Any time I see a pic of Princess Leia's hair I get a craving for a cinnabon
7. And even if you have other things to worry about, you still manage to find space in your brain for thinking about what you want to eat.
8. When you have food in your possession it's like nothing else in the world exists.
9. So you can get easily annoyed if people try to distract you from your eating time.
10. If you see an image of something delicious, it often lingers in your mind for days, torturing you.
11. Which means nothing is more disappointing than when you finally go to eat the thing you've been so desperately craving, only to find out it isn't available anymore.
12. You often find it difficult to concentrate at work.
13. And even your relationships can take a bit of a hit.
14. When you go out to eat, you're always prepared because you've already studied the menu online.
15. You're at your wits end when people are chatting away at dinner and you're not sure if you can start eating or not.
16. It dumbfounds you that people don't prioritise food the way you do.
17. Although sometimes you do wonder if you like anything else besides food.
18. But at the end of the day you don't care if people think you're one-track minded.
