1. Your salt tolerance is a lot higher than everyone else's.
2. So food is often too bland for you and you find yourself always having to add more salt.
3. You know that when someone else cooks for you, they may find your salting habits offensive.
4. Because sometimes you'll reach straight for the salt even before you've tried the food.
5. When you're the one doing the cooking however, it usually means people find your food a bit too salty.
6. But you always defend yourself, and so lecturing people on salt is a common occurrence.
7. Salty foods are your usual go-to, like bacon or halloumi.
8. And the bottom bits of the chip bag are your favourite because that's where all the salty goodness lies.
9. Anything covered in salt gets your attention too.
10. Including booze.
11. You know that without salt there'd be no life to food.
12. It makes even sweet foods like cookies, taste better.
13. You've experimented with many types of salt.
14. And you've been guilty of putting bits of salt on your finger and licking it off.
15. When people talk about how salt is bad for you, you're always like:
16. Because salt is good for you and it spreads joy.
17. So a life without salt = a life without joy, and you know which side you're on.
