1. This kid who has been watching far too many movies.
2. This kid who had a different approach to their classmates.
3. This kid who knew exactly how to make their mother feel special.
6yo: Mommy, when you get older will you look all gross? Me: What do you mean, 'gross'? 6yo: Like how you are now, but wrinklier.
4. And this one who tried to show their gratitude.
5. This kid who knew exactly how to take revenge.
6. And this kid who was quite the disciplinarian.
6YR OLD: does it hurt, daddy? ME: [with a tissue up my nose to stop the bleeding] yes 6: good...that'll teach you not to eat my ice cream
7. This kid who doesn't give a fuck about being popular.
8. And this kid who doesn't give a fuck about the world.
9. This kid who wrote this sinister Valentine's card.
10. And this kid who wrote a chilling Christmas list.
11. This kid who totally ruined happy hour.
12. And this kid who totally ruined someone's day.
13. This kid who wanted to share the love.
5: daddy can I tell you a secret? Me: sure thing buddy 5: *grabs my face and whispers* I just pooped and I didn't wash my hands
14. This kid who got tired of learning.
15. And this one that got tired of playing.
16. This kid who left his auntie hanging.
I'd like to share a joke with you that my 2yo nephew told me. 2yo: Knock knock. Me: Who's there? 2yo: I don't know. *leaves
17. And this kid who is so goddamn savage it's fucking admirable.
