Here's a clear one to start. (All descriptions in quotation marks are David's.)
And a chewable one. We've all got one of these lying around somewhere.
And this. I remember this. It was the best thing, even though I don't think anyone ever used it upside-down.
One from an airline. Aren't we all jet-set?
David isn't allowed to go to the bank any more.
Much retro. Very feather.
A bit of colour from the MOST IMPORTANT THING IN A PENCIL CASE.
It's not just pens. There's these odd objects.
WANT. 'Holly' has taste.
You'll find pen-residue everywhere.
David likes Sharpies (don't we all?).
I mean, really likes them.
I see what you did there.
Then there's the high-concept pens.
David - u ok?
What is this odd ganglion? Why would you carry it around?
Or THIS. Why would you buy this?
Tipp-Ex! And a pun! Of sorts!
Also not a pen, but included here for the AWESOME.
And now ... wait for it ...
THE MOST RECURSIVE THING! A "pensbypens" pen penned by a "pensbypens" pen. YES.
Great work, David. Pen on.
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