Let's start with some good ol'-fashioned Riverdance!
The Vicar of Dibley Reenactment.
Amnesia: The Dark Descent.
The 'Miley'.
Since when was sitting down a challenge?
Postman Prat.
They scare easily.
Like, really easily.
Can't take them to the park.
Seriously, no child can work a swing.
Slides? They're out too.
How about a ball?
They can't even basketball.
Sometimes, dogs can turn on you.
Walkies?
COMBO!
WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS, HOUNDS?
Then again, sometimes kids get the karma they deserve.
Kids even wipe each other out.
It's like a pile-up on the motorway.
Not sure whether stupid ... or evil genius.
Swan dive!
Water is not a child's friend.
Now this is a reveille.
Every end is the deep end for them.
But the best collapse-worthy culprits? The parents.
Why are you doing this?
You're supposed to look after them.
But just think, kids. Practice hard enough, and one day you could grow up to fall like this.
All images from /r/childrenfalling over and /r/peoplefalling on Reddit.