5 Expectations We All Had For Winter Break

...and how they all crumbled to reality within the first two days of being home. (And if this doesn't apply to you...just shush and get back on your treadmill.)

Expectation: you will finally commit to a daily workout

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"I'll have so much free time, so of course I'll be going to the gym at least 2 hours a day!"

Reality: you quickly lose any motivation to leave the house, so forget the gym.

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"Okay I made it to the kitchen, that's progress."

Expectation: you will finally have time to eat healthy

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"I'll defs be trying new yummy salad recipes to help detox my body!"

Reality: cereal has already become your new bff

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"I just need something in my body... NOW!"

Expectation: you will get on a normal sleep cycle

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"Wow! After going to bed at 10 pm and sleeping for 10 hours, I'll be ready for anything!"

Reality: okay...yes, you'll get your 10 hours, but only after watching netflix till 4 am

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"dammit phone, its only 2 pm, I don't have the energy for this right now"

Expectation: you'll actually buy a non-trashy novel, sit down, and read it

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"Wow! I'm going to be so mature! Maybe even brush up on my French!"

Reality: but then you realize that you are actually three, not just two, seasons behind in the show everyone is raving about and suddenly you remember your priorities

"I literally can't even feel my brain anymore...but it's worth it."

Expectation: you'll get your life organized and feel totally ready for the new year!"

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"La dee da! I'm gunna be sooooo on top of my shit! get at me 2015!!!"

Reality: three weeks will pass, nothing will change, and you'll have to accept it

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"my life is a joke...and that's ok"