13 Disney Animals That Are Completely Different In Real Life

Disney has done a great job over the years making us believe that most animals are cute, cuddly and easy to get along with. Truth is, most the time it is one big fat lie!

Rafiki (Baboon)

Smacking people on the head seems kind when you see what a real baboon can do to you!

Balloo (Bear)

When it comes to the bare necessities some distance is all you really need for the real thing. Sorry kids, bears will not actually dance and sing with you. They'll eat you.

Todd (Fox)

Sure they look sweet, but they're still wild animals. Cuddly and cute one minute, snarling the next!

Terk (Gorilla)

While I'm sure we'd all love to imagine that every gorilla had the sass of Rosie O'Donnell, the truth is they can tear you apart, literally.

Kanga (Kangaroo)

Everyone's favorite mama kangaroo! But don't let the sweet voice fool you, kangaroos pack a mean punch.

Simba/Mufasa (Lion)

Sure Disney, make them laugh, give them cute smiles and strong voices, it doesn't change the fact that if we actually got too close to these bad boys that they would eat us whole. Tastes like chicken indeed!

Abu (Capuchin Monkey)

Ok this one is a little less dramatic, Capuchin Monkeys are still cute, but have you seen Outbreak?!

King Louie (Orangutan)

The Disney version? Hilariously crazy, and he loves to dance. The real version? Terrifying and loves to attack. The choice is yours.

Meeko (Raccoon)

Hate to break it to you kids, even if you paint with all the colors of the wind, a raccoon will never want to be your best friend. Unless you have garbage...lots of garbage.

Remy (Rat)

To Disney he is an ambitious little chef with big Parisian cuisine dreams. To the real world he's a mangy rodent hell bent on rummaging your garbage and scaring you on the streets.

Flower (Skunk)

Has anyone even tried to get close enough to a wild skunk to tell if they're eyes are big and blue or not? If so, did they care how cute the skunk looked after the fact?

Sure Jasmine had her tiger tamed, but let's be real Disney, tigers are wild animals. WILD.

Pumba (Warthog)

The only thing they got right here was that warthogs are smelly.

We're onto you Disney!