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some pretty important info. whose 23 chromosomes will determine ur babe's good #looks???

who do you want to be your baby daddy?

stressful, but just remember youre creating the joy of life

where do you want to give birth to your child?

dont let your child grow up in a shitty hometown that theyll hate you for when theyre a teen

where do you want to raise your child?

ur child will just Not shutup ! u havent slept in a long time. how do u deal?

how do you get yourself to fall asleep after being up for 27 hours?

what bread + condiment combo do u feed your child?

how you get ur baby and urself to all ur momhoe lifestyle activities

what method of transportation do you use for u and ur child?

whats your drink of choice when mom life gets rough?

whats your staple mom activity?

your baby daddy comes into town and wants to hangout. what do you do?

this bitch ! you didnt pick your degree because it would get you some straight ca$h, but did it have something to do with it??? no comment. atleast youre out here supporting ur child and wearing nice ass clothes. after a long hard day you likes to unwind with a nice J. the kind of mom 2 be very supportive of her kid's reckless choices but not feed them meat

Realize the Lowkey Business Bitch Deuces

you are too busy rolling in your cash from your multiple sugar daddies to notice your baby is becoming a fuck boi. its ok tho cause you got the money to pay for his therapy. youre always playing rihanna when your baby is sleeping for subliminal messaging. everything you create in your life is from the DIY section of Rookie Magazine which has now evolved into a site for moms

Vicki the forgets she has a son Straight

Will sell child for country music concert tickets. Spends her weekdays driving the kids to soccer and her weekends puking in ubers. Loves being called a MILF by thirteen year olds. Husband is probably an apple.

Laura the soccer mom Morpeis

smokin' darts and appreciating arts n crafts made by her kids! This mom loves spending time with her kids and going to Trash bar to find some solid ground cigs. As much as she loves her kids, motherhood will not stop her from being a str8 up hoe! Keep hoe-ing mama!

Emma the Chainsmoker Pack(of cigarettes)tas

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