1. Canned Unicorn Meat
Everyone’s gotta eat… & Magic in every bite! Honestly, who has time to hunt fresh unicorns all the time?
2. The Yodelling Pickle
Simply brilliant, Pickle + Yodelling? Should be one of Oprah’s favorite things….
3. Racing Grannys
Hours (literally) of entertainment, & I’ve always wondered how fast granny May and Granny Caroline could go…
4. Emergency Underpants
Sh*t happens… One should always have a box of emergency underpants on hand.
5. Control A Man - Remote Control
Finally, we can have it all!
6. Michael Jordan BBQ Sauce
7. A Private Island
Because why not?
8. Real Snake In Glass Skull Vodka Bottle
COOLEST. GIFT. EVER!!!!
9. Fanny Bank
Ffffrrtttt… legit reason to dig under the cushions & search all your coat pockets.
10. Minor Miracle Mug
Give the gift of miracle this holiday season… Just add coffee! Or chocolate… or… I guess any type of dark colored beverage would work…
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