Gift Buying Guide For Someone Who Has Everything

Happy Holidays y’all!

1. Canned Unicorn Meat

 

Everyone’s gotta eat… & Magic in every bite! Honestly, who has time to hunt fresh unicorns all the time?

2. The Yodelling Pickle

 

Simply brilliant, Pickle + Yodelling? Should be one of Oprah’s favorite things….

3. Racing Grannys

 

Hours (literally) of entertainment, & I’ve always wondered how fast granny May and Granny Caroline could go…

4. Emergency Underpants

 

Sh*t happens… One should always have a box of emergency underpants on hand.

5. Control A Man - Remote Control

 

Finally, we can have it all!

6. Michael Jordan BBQ Sauce

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Adds delicious!

7. A Private Island

 

Because why not?

8. Real Snake In Glass Skull Vodka Bottle

 

COOLEST. GIFT. EVER!!!!

9. Fanny Bank

 

Ffffrrtttt… legit reason to dig under the cushions & search all your coat pockets.

10. Minor Miracle Mug

 

Give the gift of miracle this holiday season… Just add coffee! Or chocolate… or… I guess any type of dark colored beverage would work…

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