1.
why do bugs fly in when you leave windows open? why not puppies? or money?
2.
why are we obsessed with cats when turtles can literally hide inside their own bodies. turtles are the true inspiration.
3.
why do chips with the ridges in them taste better than chips with no ridges
4.
why are blueberries blue but when you smash them they are purple
5.
why is pink lemonade pink though
6.
why does every chinese buffet just have a pile of hard boiled eggs under a heat lamp
7.
instead of me buying plane tickets, why doesn't everybody lift me up and then flap your arms really hard
8.
can someone explain to me why beyoncé hasn't updated her tumblr and yet there are 1,000 pictures of her and her braids just FLOATING AROUND
9.
why do families on TV eat pancake breakfasts together instead of passive aggressively eating pop tarts in separate rooms like the rest of us
10.
Why isn't there an iPhone-sized crevice in my body to store my iPhone
11.
Why is Pink on the ground?!
12.
why is beyoncé wasting her time picking up babies? that baby can't appreciate you like i can.
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WHY WOULD ANYBODY GO TO SPACE. LET'S LEARN FROM SANDRA BULLOCK AND BAN SPACE.
14.
why are we making solid foods taste like green tea
15.
how about a bar that gives me drinks and also pugs to play with
16.
do you think hot guys know how boring they are
17.
how is everyone supposed to know I'm having a dramatic moment if there's no camera to zoom in on my face
18.
how do we know a dog would make a bad president if we don't give one the chance
19.
how am I supposed to dramatically end a phone call without a flip phone
20.
how about a vending machine that pops out a waffle with butter and syrup
21.
how am i supposed to dramatically whip a scarf around my neck and sashay away if it's hot outside
22.
how do they get peanut butter inside so many things when I can barely get it on a slice of bread
23.
how early is too early to drink an entire bottle of wine at my desk
24.
how do you expect me to work when im expecting an amazon delivery
25.
How do bunnies and baby chickens even become friends? Imagine a bunny and a chick becoming friends in the wild. YOU CANT.
26.
How soon after they play drunk in love do I have to wait to ask to play drunk in love.
27.
how about i pay a restaurant $20 to just start pouring mimosas directly into my open mouth and not stop until I'm finished with my meal
28.
There was a piece of lettuce in the urinal, how did this happen?
29.
how do the bachelors hide their erections on camera answer me that
30.
Also, if mermaids don't exist, how are we supposed to explain this picture? YOUR MOVE, BUREAUCRATS.
31.
A delivery man came up to my desk and said "You like Beyoncé, huh? I got her on Instagram." HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO RESPOND TO THAT
32.
i don't understand people who pose for pictures in their underwear in public bathrooms WHERE ARE YOUR CLOTHES WHERE ARE THE PEOPLE WHAT
33.
If you don't like Dairy Queen, where do you even go to eat? What do you even live on?
34.
.@OfficialAdele where are you adele are you hurt
35.
I WILL GIVE HILLARY MY BLOOD. WHERE IS SHE?
36.
men who wear bandanas around their neck: WHAT ARE YOU HIDING
37.
what kind of monstrous restaurant makes you CALL to place a delivery order
38.
What about one of those ice machines attached to the fridge but instead of ice it's chicken nuggets
39.
what are you supposed to do when your electric toothbrush runs out of battery? use it like some kind of normal toothbrush? LIKE AN ANIMAL?!
40.
WHAT ARE WE SUPPOSED TO DO WHEN THE INTERNET IS DOWN? *TALK* TO EACH OTHER? I'D RATHER DIE.
41.
What if Target gets me pregnant?! "How Target Knew a High School Girl Was Pregnant Before Her Parents Did http://t.co/sa1spce3 (@Techland)"
42.
if you're not bringing me a cupcake, then what are you even doing with your life