27 Defining Traits Of A Successful College Slacker

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8. So it's a good thing you have no qualms about walking out whenever you want.

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Because your phone battery was low, or you were done drinking your coffee, or you decided you needed a nap. Any excuse will do, really.

17. You're always the first in the room to finish any midterm or final exam.

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There's that brief moment of looking around the room at everyone still writing and thinking you maybe missed a question... But it passes very quickly, replaced by the glowing promise of a nap.

24. When your friends complain about being stressed, you genuinely can't empathize.

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If fifteen pages can be written in one night, why spend two weeks worrying about it? Why?