Hullo. Meet Rupinder Pal Singh. He's 25 years old, and is at the Rio Olympics right now, playing field hockey for India... Manan Vatsyayana / AFP / Getty Images And, as an added bonus, he looks like this. Rupinder Singh Pal / Via Facebook: RupinderPalSinghOfficial (Meanwhile me at 25:• Has no achievements ✓• Looks like Jabba The Hutt ✓) Rupinder is very, very good at what he does (hence finding himself at the Olympics) and we should applaud him. Carl De Souza / AFP / Getty Images We should applaud him for the two goals he scored against Ireland in our opening match, which helped us beat them 3-2. We should applaud him for the goal he scored against Germany (they beat us eventually, but only 2-1). We should applaud him, in general, for playing really, really hard for us in Rio. But while we're at it, there would be no harm, I think, in also applauding this face. 😍 🔥 😍 🔥 Rupinder Pal Singh / Via Facebook: RupinderPalSinghOfficial We're long overdue a national heartthrob. View this photo on Instagram Instagram: @rupinderbob3 There's a Dravid-shaped hole in our collective cultural fabric and Rupinder is the top candidate to fill it. I mean, look: Ian Macnicol / Getty Images Look at this grin-and-hairband combo that just seems unfair. Ian Macnicol / Getty Images Look at this dehydrating workout 'gram and tell me you don't suddenly intend to watch every hockey match India ever plays. View this photo on Instagram Instagram: @rupinderbob3 I'll present all the evidence. You develop the crush. Ian Macnicol / Getty Images Here he is on the field, where he dominates for our men's team, and also sweats so perfectly into his jersey that his abs LITERALLY SHOW THROUGH IT. Ian MacNicol / Getty images Manan Vatsyayana / AFP / Getty Images Here he is, flashing some world class dimples in his crew of world class athletes. Rupinder Pal Singh / Via Facebook: RupinderPalSinghOfficial Here he is with a SMOL PUPPER, already demonstrating perfect heartthrob behaviour. View this photo on Instagram Instagram: @rupinderbob3 And here's a photoshoot we should all be grateful for. Rupinder Pal Singh / Via Facebook: RupinderPalSinghOfficial National sport, national heartthrob, it all works out. Ian Macnicol / Getty Images MANAN VATSYAYANA / AFP / Getty Images He plays for us on the field, we sweat inexplicably watching from home. 🏆 🏆 🏆 View this photo on Instagram Instagram: @rupinderbob3 *wistfully imagines being a hockey stick* Manan Vatsyayana / AFP / Getty Images *creates an elaborate fantasy in which Rupinder runs to the crowds to find me, his girlfriend of several years, to high-five and share meaningful eye contact after each goal* Ian Macnicol / Getty Images Sorry. Please help me grant this man the manic and widespread adoration that he is due. Rupinder Singh Pal / Via Facebook: RupinderPalSinghOfficial In case you need a hashtag to mobilise the thirst, I've drafted the following options:• #TeamRupinder• #Swoonpinder• #RupinDAAAMNNN• #RupinderSuhanaLagtaHai• #RupinderTeraMastanaPyaarMeraDeewana• #BoyfriendGoalsButAlsoLiteralHockeyGoals Follow Indian Olympic hockey player Rupinder Pal Singh on Instagram here, and Twitter here.