13. “I am a tiny dog in a huge world and now I am also wet.”
15. “Human, you duped me with affection, and now you do this.”
18. “I implore you, dear caretaker, release me from this water prison.”
22. “For dogs sake, human, dry me. Fluff me. Restore me to my usual puffiness.”
35. “Thank you, human, for cleaning me and making me smell pretty.”
- Russian ambassador to the UN Vitaly Churkin has died after suffering from cardiac arrest this morning, a day before his 65th birthday.
- Donald Trump said that his comments about Sweden were referring to a Fox News segment, not an actual incident in the country 🇸🇪🙃
- Senator Ron Wyden will soon introduce legislation requiring warrants before phones can be searched at the US border.
- A girl's best friend showed up to her date in a fake mustache to spy on her and it is the definition of friendship goals 😎