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    18 Extremely Questionable Requirements For "Being A Man"

    According to this hopefully satirical guide by Twitter user @GSElevator and CNBC's John Carney, published in Business Insider.

    1. "Buy expensive sunglasses. Superficial? Yes, but so are the women judging you."

    2. "When in doubt, always kiss the girl."

    3. "Time is too short to do your own laundry."

    4. "Be a regular at more than one bar."

    5. "It’s better if old men cut your hair."

    6. "No selfies."

    "Aspire to experience photo-worthy moments in the company of a beautiful woman."

    7. "Own a handcrafted shotgun. It’s a beautiful thing."

    8. "Ask for a salad instead of fries.

    9. "Pretty women who are unaccompanied want you to talk to them."

    10. "Find a Times New Roman in the streets and a Wingdings in the sheets."

    11. "Desserts are for women."

    12. "Drink outdoors.
 And during the day.
 And sometimes by yourself."

    13. "Hookers aren’t cool, but remember, the free ones are a lot more expensive."

    14. "If you want a nice umbrella, bring a shitty one to church."

    15. "Throw parties. 
But have someone else clean up the next day."

    16. "Take more pictures. With a camera."

    17. "Learn how to fly-fish."

    18. "No-one cares if you are offended, so stop it."

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