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23 Reasons Having Biryani Is Better Than Having A Boyfriend

Baeryani <3

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1. First things first, biryani is super flippin' hot.

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2. Like, no matter how great the view is, you won't be able to keep your eyes off biryani.

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3. Unlike men, biryani doesn't have good days and bad – it's always stunning.

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5. The best part is: biryani will make it its life's mission to please you.

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6. Unlike fickle men, biryani will always be nuts about you.

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7. And, best of all, you'll never be bored because biryani knows how to spice things up ;)

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8. Biryani will literally always be there for you.

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9. Wanna start the day together? Sure, no problem.

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10. Wanna get into bed together in the middle of the night? Go right ahead.

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11. Wanna keep things light for a while? Can do!

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12. Suddenly craving something hot and heavy? Biryani is totally down.

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13. Biryani is inclusive. #VegetariansArePeopleToo

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14. And biryani gets along with everything and everyone so introducing it to your friends will be easy-peasy.

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15. Stop looking for Mr. Right and say hello to Mr. Raita.

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16. Stop chasing after a bae and get yourself a baeryani.

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17. Abandon your sweet, loving whispers and devour some savory, masaaledaar muttars.

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18. BF isn't for boyfriend anymore, it's for Biryani Feast!

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19. Biryani will never cancel your plans last minute or take too long to respond to a text.

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20. Biryani won't play videogames while you try to talk to him or regress to a middle schooler around his dude friends.

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23. Put down your Tinder. Pick up your spoon.

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