Nargis Fakhri's New Boyfriend Is Literally A Piece Of Shit
WHAT IS EVEN HAPPENING. WHATEVER IT IS, IT'S AMAZING.
Soooo, this maniacal love story began a couple of months ago, when Nargis Fakhri told us all in an Instagram video that a friend of hers had gotten her a present.
She then GLEEFULLY revealed that the present was a giant stuffed poop emoji.
And it was love at first sight.
Immediately, the regal turd – often referred to as Mr. Fecal – began accompanying her everywhere.
He started going to sets with Nargis and hanging with the crew.
When she did a swimsuit shoot for Femina, he came along and did some sunbathing of his own.
Learning quickly from his companion and soulmate, Mr. Fecal picked up some impressive modeling skills.
But it's not all work for Fecal and Fakhri. Here they are getting completely hammered.
And like any normal couple, they even have adorable, lazy nights in together.
But they clearly worked things out because he did, indeed, go to another shoot with her.
They cuddled all through hair and makeup.
And he even got his own hair done. #StyleGoals
Last week, Nargis was spotted leaving for a vacation in Kenya with Mr. Fecal in tow.
He enjoyed an in-flight glass of champagne while she looked on lovingly.
And clearly all that alcohol had him feeling preeettyyy affectionate.
Together, they enjoyed a Kenyan wildlife safari and even took in the sights at the equator.
And they did all the totally normal, sane things that any lovebirds on vacation do.
Here's to the happy couple! 💕 💩
Sorry, men. She's really, really taken.
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