Buzz·Posted on Jun 25, 201323 Things We All Do But None Of Us Will Ever AdmitCan we all agree to stop pretending we're wearing pants when we're not?by Rega JhaBuzzFeed India ContributorFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink 1. Saying "I have plans" to get out of other plans, when the only thing you have planned is some R & R. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Via gifreactionsarchive.tumblr.com 2. Using Facebook's "View As" option to see how your profile looks to your crush. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Via makemelaughgifs.tumblr.com 3. Finishing family-size servings of junk foods in one sitting. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Via sherlynn58.tumblr.com 4. ...while marathoning a show you wouldn't admit to watching. Via Netflix.com 5. Ignoring a text for days* and then saying, "OMG I'm SO sorry, just noticed my reply didn't go through!" Via jasondotseehasswagg.tumblr.com *or years, as the case may be. 6. Snooping in people's bathroom cabinets when you're over at their place. Via huffingtonpost.com Careful that you don't get out-creeped, though. 7. Starting a "private session" on Spotify and listening to your guilty pleasure song on repeat for six hours. Rega Jha 'Cause it's the freakin' weekend, baby, I'm about to have me some fun. 8. "Accidentally" sending your crush a Snapchat that was "meant for a friend, so sorry!" Natalie Morin Your thumb slipped! And it is a total coincidence that you looked so cute and fun! 9. Deep and unabashed nose-picking. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Via iamnotjess.tumblr.com 10. Lying during "Never Have I Ever" because you don't want to be the only loser that hasn't dropped acid or had a threesome on a plane or whatever. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Via pepp3rland.tumblr.com 11. Being home alone = pizza out of the box, wine out of the bottle. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Via putabowonitblog.com Who needs dishes? Who needs shame? 12. Sneaking a quick glance through your significant other's inbox when they leave their Facebook logged in. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Via realitytvgifs.tumblr.com Or their phone unlocked. 13. Scheduling your emails to send at 8 a.m. so your colleagues and professors don't know you're a psycho 5 a.m. worker. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Via randomgiffolder.tumblr.com 14. Listening to a song on repeat for days so you can memorize the rap and bust it out at parties. Via hufcbram.tumblr.com 15. Feeling an overwhelming relief when you get home and realize nobody else is. Via weknowmemes.com 16. Faking it. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Via krzl09bggsh.tumblr.com 17. Genuinely intending to bake cookies but failing because you started eating the batter. And never stopped. Via cheezburger.com 18. Watching engagement/wedding videos on YouTube and going through an entire box of Kleenex in an hour. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Via now-here-this.timeout.com 19. Pretending to text while actually taking selfies. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Via teen.com 20. Peeing in the shower. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Via obsessiondot.tumblr.com Bonus: jumping in the shower post-poop, when you're all out of TP. 21. Abandoning all social norms and grammar rules while in conversation with your best friend. Via reddit.com 22. Claiming to have read books that you've actually just read the Wikipedia entry for. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Via whatshouldbetchescallme.tumblr.com Because has anyone really read Crime & Punishment? You have? Yeah, OK, sure. 23. And, finally, you'll never admit to having related to nearly every item on this list. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Via hayhayitscecebieber.tumblr.com It's OK. Nobody has to know.