25 Things Self-Pitiers Say

This is just one of fifteen things I need to do, my life just sucks.

1. "I got, like, three hours of sleep last night....don't even try."

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Yeah? Three hours?

2. "I've had the worst day ever"

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No more pumpkin spice lattes? My God, the horror.

3. "I'm not trying to compete, but you have no idea what I had to do yesterday."

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4. "I don't think you understand"

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Enlighten me.

5. "I promise I have it worse"

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Do you? Do you really?

6. "I feel like no one cares"

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It's been five minutes since you texted me.

7. "I'll just figure it out myself, as per usual"

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8. "The same thing happened to me! Except, like, ten times worse"

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9. "Can you just pretend to care?"

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I'm not buying your coffee for you because you're "more tired" than me.

10. "I feel like the world is against me"

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If this is scientifically accurate, you're probably screwed.

11. "Why is everyone so mean to me?"

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12. "Everybody hates me"

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At this rate, I'm starting to.

13. "No one gets what I'm going through"

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14. "I hate my life"

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Good God

15. "I'm the most unlucky person in the world"

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16. "I never get what I want"

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17. "I can never win"

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18. "Why does God hate me?"

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19. "I have the worst life ever"

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Must be tough talking about your terrible life driving your BMW convertible.

20. "I'm so sick of people pretending they have it worse"

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21. "I'm literally so over this"

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It's a ten minute wait, can you calm down?

22. "Of course this happens to me"

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Traffic? Everyone else here is clearly feeling the same way.

23. "I guess I just deserve everything bad"

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It's a stain on your shirt. It will come out with Tide.

24. "I cannot even believe this right now"

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25. "When will it END!?"

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Right now.