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15 Signs You're Addicted To Candy Crush Saga

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1. You Know the "Infinite Lives" Trick

Apple

For the unacquainted with iPhones: Settings > General > Date & Time > Toggle off "Set Automatically" > Change the date to a day in the future > Navigate into Candy Crush > Make sure you now have a full set of lives > Navigate back into Settings > Toggle on "Set Automatically" > Play on with new lives and correct phone date/time.

8. There's Something Bittersweet About This Message

King

You think to yourself: I have succeeded at an incredibly difficult pursuit, and I am not one iota better for it. Hm, maybe I should stop playing this game and use this time to engage in more productive and fulfilling activities.

... Nahhhhh.

9. So Now You Have to Make a Choice:

King

Do you annoy the shit out of your fellow addicts on Facebook, use the infinite lives trick to slog through the quests, or do you — perish the thought — spend 99 cents to proceed?

12. The Names of the Candy Worlds Make You Feel Like This Game Is Definitely Not Meant for Your Age Bracket

13. You Hate Dream World

King

"Odus, you useless sack of feathers, stay on your fucking moon where you fucking belong. I matched ONE set of candy. ONE. And WHOO, off you go again, making that stupid panic face and dancing like a dick. Get your cerebellum checked, asshole."

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