How You Know You Are A Poor College Student

We all know the feeling..

You collect change for beer money (in a red solo cup, obviously).

You eat ramen noodles more than three times a week. (5 for $1.00, how can you go wrong?)

Did someone say free food!?

MY ACCOUNT BALANCE IS WHAT?!

This is all too familiar.

This happens all too often.

This is how you react when someone gives you money.