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Cheering For Canada To Win In Hockey Is Like Cheering For...

This past week, Team Canada left with gold medals in both Men and Women's hockey. This would be amazing if they were not heavily favored to win. They had the superior team and it showed. Everyone thinks Canadians are so nice and so polite. But it is all a ruse. They are really ruthless and cold hearted. So for everyone who hates happy endings, underdogs, and all that is good, here is a list of other things you probably believe:

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The Omega house was screwed over by those pesky Deltas

Pictured: Canada's training camp.Look at those guys! Like those clean cut Ontario boys! This group is clearly the prize of the movie. Not those drunken slob.
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Pictured: Canada's training camp.

Look at those guys! Like those clean cut Ontario boys! This group is clearly the prize of the movie. Not those drunken slob.

That Danny kid completely cheated

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Everyone who cheered for Canada boo-ed this moment.

Those sleek black uniforms (similar to Canada's) are the best! Plus that move is only legal if WE do it. Danny should have been disqualified, we don't mind winning that way.

Gaston was really the right choice for Belle

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C'mon, the Canadians are clearly stronger than everyone else. Why cheer for those ugly beasts from anywhere else in the world?

Francis Buxton deserved Pee-Wee's bike!

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Pictured: A Canadian's response to the claim that their team is filled with crybabies.

Canada is the best. We started this game so we own it and we don't want anyone to take it away from us. That's the best way to grow something... horde it.

Draco Malfoy was the real Boy Who Lived

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After putting up with that jerk Harry Potter, Draco is the one who should be honored!

People think other teams might be better?! No Way! Look at us! No please. We need the attention to live. Don't stop looking at us.

Sack Lodge, what an upstanding guy

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She picked Owen Wilson over this guy?! For shame! He has everything! Money, looks, other women! He's the complete package! Canada is Sack! We have it all. Everyone else is inferior.

She was just keeping order

It's Mac's fault for trying to shake the boat!No one else can play hockey. #thisisOURgame is a real hashtag. Used by those sharing Canadians.
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It's Mac's fault for trying to shake the boat!

No one else can play hockey. #thisisOURgame is a real hashtag. Used by those sharing Canadians.

These guys deserve to win the tournament

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It's a round robin! These guys are a lock!

Hey, a deal is a deal!

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Ariel sought her out, made the deal, but Ursula's the evil one?

It's not Canada's fault you lost at Canada's game!

Mr. Potter was just a clever business man!

The world does just hand you everything like the refs handed team Canada Power Plays! You have to work for it by diving and complaining!
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The world does just hand you everything like the refs handed team Canada Power Plays! You have to work for it by diving and complaining!

Lina should have stayed a star!

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Sure she can't take any criticism, like Team Canada, but she was there first! That makes her the best!

Veruca Salt deserves everything she wants

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Pictured: Sidney Crosby

Rose + Cal 4EVA

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What a guy! Cal is rich and deserved to make it off the boat. Sure he hit Rose and was mean, but that's what it takes sometimes! Sure his winning would have ruined the movie more! But that doesn't matter. Being the first to be there is being the best. #thisisOURgame

Jar Jar saved the series!

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LOLZ he's so funny! Way better than that Boba guy...

Those hunters had their permits

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Pictured: the rest of the world watching the Olympics

Joffrey Lannister deserves to be king

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Pictured: Joffrey this weekend.

Yes, cheering for Canada is the same as cheering for the Lannisters. The shifty group led by a punk-brat.

So pat yourselves on the back Canada. You're the Joffrey of the world.

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