In case you haven't heard, David Beckham has been named People's Sexiest Man Alive.
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And while it's long overdue and VERY well deserved...
We feel like People is ignoring legions of hot soccer players.
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Unless you live under a rock, you already know who the fine Portuguese specimen named Cristiano Ronaldo is.
Here are 14 other soccer players whose sexiness you *may* not be aware of yet...
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1. Olivier Giroud
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Quite possibly the most perfect specimen ever created.
Look at the way he walks.
And the way he, ahem— SLIDES.
2. Claudio Marchisio
*faints*
3. Marc Bartra
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Staring straight into my soul.
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What I would do to be that dog.
4. Mats Hummels
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LOOK AT THAT PERFECTLY CHISELED JAW.
5. Sergio Ramos
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BRB, moving to Spain.
6. Yoann Gourcuff
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How do you say "marry me" in French?
7. Ezequiel Lavezzi
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Great O-face.
8. Gerard Piqué
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Those eyes, that beard, that smile.
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*swoon*
9. Xabi Alonso
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If you're into beards and devilish good looks.
I MEAN
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10. Álvaro Morata
11. Jeremain Lens
Is this a "hottest man in Europe" award orrrrrrr
12. Aaron Ramsey
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So photogenic it hurts.
13. James Rodríguez
WHO DOESN'T LOVE A MAN WHO CAN SALSA DANCE?!
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14. Mateo Musacchio
This is pure torture.
See? Lots of great options. Take your pick for next year's cover, People!
