5 Wonderfully Passive Aggressive Breakup Songs

I'm over you, and I'm fine. Also, you're the worst.

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Everyone has gone through a rough breakup. Whether he was cheating on you, she was a gold digger, or maybe he was secretly a vegan, we all need ways to cope.

But you're a reasonable person. You're not going to plant drugs in her car, or poison his pets. No. It's best to swallow those emotions, embrace the hurt, and turn up the music.

Here are some great songs with the message, "I'm over you, and I'm fine. Also, you're the worst."

1. FUCK YOU by CeeLo Green

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Though there's nothing passive about the title "Fuck You", this song is an obvious choice.

There's nothing more cruel than an ex simply having a normal life and being forced to see them in public spaces, right? How dare they.

Best Passive Aggressive Lyric?

"Although there's pain in my chest/ I still wish you the best/ With a... 'FUCK YOU!' "

2. Interlude: Moving On by Paramore

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A bit mellower than CeeLo Green, Paramore takes the stance "Well, I could be angry,

but you're not worth the fight," set against a charming ukulele interlude.

It's upbeat, and has the right amount passive aggressiveness. Because if you're making a song about how much you're moving on and you could care less... are you really moving on?

Best Passive Aggressive Lyric?

"Let 'em spill their guts/ Cause one day they're gonna slip on 'em"

3. You Give Love a Bad Name by Bon Jovi

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It's all in the title. I mean, nothing says bitter like the phrase "You give love a bad name." Need anyone say more?

Best Passive Aggressive Lyric?

"...you're to blame/ You give love a bad name."

4. Interlude: I'm Not Angry Anymore by Paramore

Paramore, "Interlude: I'm Not Angry Anymore" / Via youtube.com

My personal favorite of the bunch, and another great, short ukulele interlude by Paramore.

It's so beautifully, honestly passive aggressive. For when you've forgiven someone, but you still think they were an idiot, but you've forgiven them... but they're an idiot.

Best Passive Aggressive Lyric?

"I don't think badly of you, well, sometimes I do."

5. Happy Ever After by Gin Wigmore

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Gin Wigmore is a phenomenal musician, and her discography is a goldmine for seemingly wronged lovers.

It doesn't get too much more final than telling someone that your chances of living happily ever after with them are zero. Yeesh.

Best Passive Aggressive Lyric?

"Don't know how I ever loved you/ I was blind and running into what's in front of me."