19 Things You Probably Said During The 2013 Billboard Music Awards

You weren't planning on watching the 2013 Billboard Music Awards, but somehow you caught all the action. Here's a list of comments you probably made during the 3-hour show.

1. "YOU GUYS. PRINCE IS GOING TO PERFORM. OH MY GOD. EVERYONE STAY COOL."

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2. "Bruno Mars is the opener? ...I'm okay with that."

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Bruno Mars kicked off the ceremony with "Treasure."

3. "How can someone so beautiful sound so [insert antonym here]?"

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Selena Gomez, uh, 'serenaded' audience members with her latest single, "Come & Get It."

4. "Who the hell is... OMG! I love this song."

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Icona Pop performed their smash, "I love it."

5. "Why is this happening?"

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"Gentleman" singer Psy challenged host Tracy Morgan to a dance battle.

Seriously, why?

6. *Singing fearlessly to the TV* "I'M GONNA POP SOME TAGS!"

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Macklemore and Ryan Lewis performed their hit single "Thrift Shop," which won Top Rap Song.

7. "Well, that was awkward."

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Multi-genre artist Kid Rock told the audience, "Let's give it up for people lip-synching under pre-recorded music" before he presented the award for Top Rap Song.

8. "We get it, Taylor. You're young, rich and famous."

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The 23-year-old starlet took the Billboard stage to perform-- what else-- her new hit, "22."

Haters gonna hate.

9. "I know she didn't just roll her eyes..."

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Less than impressed Miley Cyrus rolled her eyes after she announced Justin Bieber as Billboard's Top Male Artist.

10. "Epic. Fail."

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"Adorn" singer Miguel lands on an audience member when he attempts to jump over the crowd.

It's not funny, but it's hilarious.

11. "Everything about Ed Sheeran is absolutely perfect, and I love him."

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Step 1: Watch Ed Sheeran perform "Lego House" (above).

Step 2: Be amazed.

12. "So, like... Where's Prince?"

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But really.

13. "Oh, no! Give us anyone but J-Lo."

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J-Lo took to the stage with Pitbull to perform their hit, "Live it Up."

Stop. Just stop.

14. "Justin Bieber is totally lip-synching. Wait, no he's not. Okay, he definitely is."

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Justin Bieber lip sang performed "Take You" off his 2012 "Believe" album before he joined forces with Black Eyed Peas frontman Will.i.Am for "#thatPOWER." JB also took home the Milestone and Top Male Artist Awards.

15. "But more importantly, what is going on with his crotch?"

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Not that I was looking...

16. "Wait. Akon still exists?"

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Akon, Ne-yo and David Guetta teamed up to perform "Play Hard."

17. "Um, HOW is Celine Dion still flawless?"

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Celine Dion presented the Artist of the Year Award to Taylor Swift.

WHAT ARE YOU AND WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM US?

18. "What. Just. Happened."

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Rap star Nicki Minaj gave mentor Lil Wayne a risqué lap dance during their "High School" performance.

19. "IT'S PRINCE!!!!!!!!!!!!"

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Prince performed a medley of his songs “Let’s Go Crazy” and “FixUrLifeUp" and received the Icon Award.