1. "Yes, we slip on your used condoms."
2. "We have to throw out all the penis-shaped things that you use and leave behind."
3. "But people also leave behind handcuffs, costumes, and other toys."
4. "We could start a dildo cemetery."
5. "We put plastic protectors on the mattresses to keep them clean.
6. "Sometimes women stay while they're menstruating. I can't imagine what they're up to, but they occasionally end up dirtying the walls, doors, and mirrors."
7. "I have no idea how they even did it, but one time someone left a butt mark with menstrual blood on the headboard."
8. "Sometimes single men stay in a room and leave behind used steaks."
9. "And single women bring dildos and watch porn on TV."
10. "There are some couples who are silent and others who make a lot of noise."
11. "Sometimes masochists come in and you can hear slaps and spanks coming from their rooms. It's hard to tell what exactly is getting slapped."
12. "Sometimes they even bring along their own candles. I won't speculate what they do with them, but there's often little pools of wax in the bed and pieces of candle here and there."
13. "Working in a motel gives you a steel stomach. Nothing seems weird anymore."
14. "We don't have many regular guests anymore. Just guests that stop in for one night every now and then."
15. "We see a lot more gay couples come in for the evening than straight couples these days."
This post was translated from Spanish.