This Hello Kitty Rap Song Is The Most Badass Video You Will Ever Watch

Watch this hardcore Hello Kitty crap on dogs and LOL Cats in this Eminem 'Rap God' cover.

Hello Kitty's 'Cat God' Cover Will Turn You Into A Believer

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Taiwanese Animators finally introduce the world to a side of Hello Kitty you never knew.

Hello Kitty has a revelation: she's beginning to feel like a Cat God

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She's got that androgynous thing going on

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A man-voice and pink bows because fuck societal norms. Hello Kitty is badass and sexy anyway.

You say she looks like a marshmallow? Well, Badass Hello Kitty has a solution for you:

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Because haters gonna hate.

Hello Kitty rolled with Obama before it was cool

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Which makes her even more badass. Or catass, if you will.

Hello Kitty is a straight-up thug

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And she doesn't care who knows it.

She's got beef with a lot of other cats, too

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Shots fired. BANG

While laughing in the face of inferior cats looking for their 15 minutes of fame

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Because they lack self-respect and Cat God won't stand for it.

So bow down to this Kitty-cat before it's too late

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If you know what's good for you, that is.

Because everyone is welcome to the Church of Kitty

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Saints, sinners, and Disney characters alike.

Some of her teachings are a bit unconventional

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Like the time she two-stepped in an abandoned warehouse with a gun.

But in the end, Cat God teaches you about life

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Because, really, she's just looking out for you.