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1. "So, you're an English major? What grade do you want to teach?"
2. "Oh, okay. What other jobs can you even get?"
3. "Do you want to become an English professor or something?"
4. "You know you're not going to make any money, right?"
5. "Can you help me with my citations/ cover letter/ tell me if I need to add a comma?"
6. "Can you proof read my fifteen page paper that's due tomorrow?"
7. "Can you help me write my fifteen page paper that's due tomorrow?"
8. "Do you spend all of your free time reading?"
9. "What do you mean you've never read Moby Dick, Anna Kerenina, or Pride and Prejudice?"
10. "So what do you ever have to study for? Your classes must be so easy!"
11. "You must save so much money since you don't have to buy textbooks every semester."
12. "How familiar are you with the Chicago format? I need someone to look at my paper."
13. "What about APA?"
14. "So, you really don't think you'll end up teaching? What about being a librarian?"
15. "How many hours per week do you spend writing poetry in Starbucks?"
16. "So you have no written homework to hand in? That must be so great."
17. "I'm fighting with my boyfriend via text, can you help me sound smart?"
18. "Do you like the book or the movie better?"
19. "Do you want to become an author?"
20. "Is your boyfriend pretentious? Does he have a man bun?"
21. "Is your Works Cited page really that important?"
22. "OMG how many books do you have to read this semester?"
23. "Do you even enjoy that major?"
24. "What's another word for ____?"
25. "So, you're getting your Masters in Education?"
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