5. Can you blame her?
Say no to this face. I dare you.
8. Because he always sees the good in people.
“My wife is a wonderful person, but if we’d planned a trip and my hand got ripped off by an escalator, she’d be like ‘Fuck you, put it in a bag and bring it.” She would be a terrible nurse, but a very good drill sergeant.”
9. And he’s a #1 Dad
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