89 Thoughts Taylor Swift Fans Had Who Didn't Get Invited To The SecretSessions
About 400 fans got invited to Taylor Swift's house to listen to her new album, 1989. But how about those who didn't?
1. lalalalalala just hanging out on twitter.
2. *Taylor Nation retweets people who met Taylor Swift* WAIT WHAT
3. WHAT IS GOING ON SOMEONE TELL ME
4. TAYLOR FREAKING SWIFT INVITED FANS TO HER BEVERLY HILLS HOUSE TO LISTEN TO THE WHOLE ALBUM IN ADVANCED?
5. I DIDNT GET THE MEMO???
6. SHE BAKED COOKIES FOR THEM???
7. the pain and jealousy are so real right now
8. aww but im also happy for those fans
9. but im Still so sad. this is confusing my emotions thanks a lot taylor
10. *sees pictures of the fans in polaroid*
11. aawww i want a hipster picture with taylor
12. *sees Olivia in some of the pictures*
13. OK THINGS JUST GOT REAL
14. I WANT TO HOLD THAT CAT IM SORRY TAYLOR
15. *realizes it’ll probably never happen to me of meeting taylor*
16. *cries in a fetal position* now im lying on a cold hard ground
17. *couldn’t sleep for 7 days cause of the pain*
18. I wonder what Taylor’s cookies taste like
19. *Taylor Nation retweets fans from Nashville who met her*
20. NOW THEY DID IT IN NASHVILLE?????
21. NOO NOO Nooo
22. WHATT
23. oh here comes the pain again.
24. cry.
25. scream.
26. stalk the fans who just met her
27. repeat.
28. wait if she did secret sessions in her homes in LA and Nashvile, that means more secret sessions
29. *Googles where her other houses are*
30. Oh.
31. She still has a house in New York and Rhode Island
32. okay that still gives me hope
33. i mean ill “drop everything now” and buy a plane ticket if ever Taylor’s people call me
34. *waits for a call from an unknown number for the rest of my life*
35. OH MY GOSH AN UNKNOWN NUMBER IS CALLING ME
36. “hello”
37. Oh. it’s just my auto insurance calling me
38. not important
39. *starts thinking of a pose in case Taylor invites me*
40. i need a pose where it seems like we’ve been best friends for years.
41. *Taylor Nations retweets fans from secret sessions in New York*
42. oh would you look at that, another session i wasn’t invited to
43. cry
44. scream
45. stalk the fans who just met her
46. repeat
47. aww there is so many boy swifties just like me
48. thats kind of amazing
49. “hey bro want to eat beef jerky and listen to Love Story?”
50. *tweets taylor swift and taylor nation for hours to get noticed*
51. its not working. or is taylor secretly stalking me? Hey Taylor hey
52. SHE MADE RICE KRISPIES FOR THEM???
53. *looks at my box of rice krispies with dissapointment*
54. ooooh. fans are saying her house smells like pumpkin and christmas trees
55. I wanna smell her house
56. this hurts so much.
57. one house left. the struggle is real
58. *Taylor Nation retweets fans from the Rhode Island secret sessions*
59. Well, its been a good 20 years
60. goodbye all
61. NO I CANt die yet, the album comes out in 3 weeks
62. ok i can do this,
63. cry
64. scream
65. stalk fans from the secret sessions
66. repeat
67. BTW WHERE ARE THE PROMOTIONAL SINGLES
68. TAYLOR WAT ARE YOU DOING
69. aww so many nice pictures from this session
70. the envy is so real
71. people are saying that her other albums are practiced for this one
72. Well that doesnt help the pain from waiting does it??
73. *listens to Shake it Off for the 10089th time*
74. This is all i have
75. I dont even have my dignity anymore
78. oh look at that, someone asked taylor on tumblr about promotional singles
79. SHE ANSWERED
80. SHe said, “Patience, Child”
81. OK REALLY TAYLOR and did you just call us a child aw
82. WAITING FOR THIS ALBUM IS WORSE THAN CHRISTMAS EVE
83. but i still love you anyway
84. maybe she’s stalking me right now on social media and she’ll surprise me at school on monday
85. people say dont give up on your dreams so
86. three more weeks.
87. three more agonizing weeks.
88. I can do this.
89. NO I REALLY CANT
just looking at the times Taylor and I spent together
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