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14 Perfectly Imperfect Scenes That Will Piss Off Your Inner Perfectionist

Because who needs rules when you can have CHAOS?

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1. STORE YOUR CUTLERY LIKE THIS.

What the hell is the point of the various compartments if you monsters are just going to do THIS???
Twitter: @juliebcruz

What the hell is the point of the various compartments if you monsters are just going to do THIS???

2. EAT THE WHOLE DAMN JELLO AND LEAVE THE EMPTY BOWL IN THE FRIDGE.

Oh yes, just leave it there. I'll wash it for you later.
Twitter: @vahleska_

Oh yes, just leave it there. I'll wash it for you later.

3. PUT THE TOILET PAPER ROLL LIKE THIS.

Wiping your nether regions should be as inconvenient as possible.
Twitter: @_maahgalvao

Wiping your nether regions should be as inconvenient as possible.

4. IN FACT, HERE'S AN EVEN BETTER IDEA: LEAVE ME ONLY THIS MUCH TOILET PAPER.

I am eternally grateful.
Twitter: @tatacazari

I am eternally grateful.

5. THROWING THE TOOTHPASTE TUBE OUT LIKE THIS.

Doesn't everyone know that half the fun of brushing your teeth is going through the trouble of squeezing the last bits of toothpaste out of the tube?
Twitter: @carolcardoss

Doesn't everyone know that half the fun of brushing your teeth is going through the trouble of squeezing the last bits of toothpaste out of the tube?

6. TAKE A NICE LONG BATH AND LEAVE ME ONLY THIS MUCH SOAP.

I'd like to wash more than just my arm, thank you very much.
Twitter: @mrclazsz

I'd like to wash more than just my arm, thank you very much.

7. KEEP THINGS IN PLACES THAT ARE DEFINITELY APPROPRIATE.

Twitter: @AmandaKaminski

Remind me next time I'm looking for my Nutella to check the shoe closet.

8. LEAVE YOUR SLIPPERS SOLE SIDE UP. BUT NOT JUST ONE, IT HAS TO BE BOTH OF THEM.

Not only is it considered super lucky, it's also pretty awesome, aesthetically speaking.
Twitter: @catihoc

Not only is it considered super lucky, it's also pretty awesome, aesthetically speaking.

9. KEEP YOUR CUP ON THE FLOOR.

That's the cup's whole purpose: so that you can kick it and spill liquid and broken glass ALL OVER THE FLOOR.
Twitter: @teixeirasep

That's the cup's whole purpose: so that you can kick it and spill liquid and broken glass ALL OVER THE FLOOR.

10. THAT PAINTING IS A LITTLE BIT CROOKED. WHY DON'T YOU TILT IT FURTHER?

90-DEGREE ANGLES ARE SO PASSÉ.
Twitter: @_isabortolo

90-DEGREE ANGLES ARE SO PASSÉ.

11. TEAR INTO THAT BREAD LIKE YOU'RE AN ANIMAL.

SO COOL.

12. AND THIS IS OBVIOUSLY HOW YOU CUT THE FIRST SLICE OF CAKE.

AND ALL OTHER SLICES AFTER THAT. It's just a damn free for all nowadays, isn't it?
Twitter: @Itspedrito

AND ALL OTHER SLICES AFTER THAT. It's just a damn free for all nowadays, isn't it?

13. CAN I BORROW YOUR COMPUTER?

DEAR GOD.

14. WHO NEEDS RULES ANYWAY? YOU MUST JUST LOOK AT THINGS AND SAY TO YOURSELF: "YEAH, I DON'T GIVE A DAMN ABOUT YOUR RULES."

WOW, YOU'RE THE EPITOME OF BADASS.
Twitter: @BATMENINA

WOW, YOU'RE THE EPITOME OF BADASS.

This post was translated from Portuguese.

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