14 Perfectly Imperfect Scenes That Will Piss Off Your Inner Perfectionist

    Because who needs rules when you can have CHAOS?

    Rafael Capanema
    by Rafael Capanema

    Equipe BuzzFeed, Brasil

    1. STORE YOUR CUTLERY LIKE THIS.

    Twitter: @juliebcruz

    What the hell is the point of the various compartments if you monsters are just going to do THIS???

    2. EAT THE WHOLE DAMN JELLO AND LEAVE THE EMPTY BOWL IN THE FRIDGE.

    Twitter: @vahleska_

    Oh yes, just leave it there. I'll wash it for you later.

    3. PUT THE TOILET PAPER ROLL LIKE THIS.

    Twitter: @_maahgalvao

    Wiping your nether regions should be as inconvenient as possible.

    4. IN FACT, HERE'S AN EVEN BETTER IDEA: LEAVE ME ONLY THIS MUCH TOILET PAPER.

    Twitter: @tatacazari

    I am eternally grateful.

    5. THROWING THE TOOTHPASTE TUBE OUT LIKE THIS.

    Twitter: @carolcardoss

    Doesn't everyone know that half the fun of brushing your teeth is going through the trouble of squeezing the last bits of toothpaste out of the tube?

    6. TAKE A NICE LONG BATH AND LEAVE ME ONLY THIS MUCH SOAP.

    Twitter: @mrclazsz

    I'd like to wash more than just my arm, thank you very much.

    7. KEEP THINGS IN PLACES THAT ARE DEFINITELY APPROPRIATE.

    Twitter: @AmandaKaminski

    Remind me next time I'm looking for my Nutella to check the shoe closet.

    8. LEAVE YOUR SLIPPERS SOLE SIDE UP. BUT NOT JUST ONE, IT HAS TO BE BOTH OF THEM.

    Twitter: @catihoc

    Not only is it considered super lucky, it's also pretty awesome, aesthetically speaking.

    9. KEEP YOUR CUP ON THE FLOOR.

    Twitter: @teixeirasep

    That's the cup's whole purpose: so that you can kick it and spill liquid and broken glass ALL OVER THE FLOOR.

    10. THAT PAINTING IS A LITTLE BIT CROOKED. WHY DON'T YOU TILT IT FURTHER?

    Twitter: @_isabortolo

    90-DEGREE ANGLES ARE SO PASSÉ.

    11. TEAR INTO THAT BREAD LIKE YOU'RE AN ANIMAL.

    Twitter: @rayannerufino

    SO COOL.

    12. AND THIS IS OBVIOUSLY HOW YOU CUT THE FIRST SLICE OF CAKE.

    Twitter: @Itspedrito

    AND ALL OTHER SLICES AFTER THAT. It's just a damn free for all nowadays, isn't it?

    13. CAN I BORROW YOUR COMPUTER?

    Twitter: @djdudavee

    DEAR GOD.

    14. WHO NEEDS RULES ANYWAY? YOU MUST JUST LOOK AT THINGS AND SAY TO YOURSELF: "YEAH, I DON'T GIVE A DAMN ABOUT YOUR RULES."

    Twitter: @BATMENINA

    WOW, YOU'RE THE EPITOME OF BADASS.

    This post was translated from Portuguese.