1. High school senior Malia Obama has been touring colleges lately and also, apparently, taking part in one of the most standard experiences of being a college kid: beer pong.
3. The elder daughter of the president was spotted by a handful of college kids partying at Brown while Secret Service reportedly waited outside.
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7. Basically, kids at Brown have no chill.
12. The Daily Caller also got their hands on a Snapchat allegedly taken of the teen probably owning it at the beer pong table.
BuzzFeed has been unable to verify this photo.
14. At least Malia is keeping it low-key.
BuzzFeed News has reached out to the White House for comment (and felt really bad about snitching).