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    Damning Proof That Apple Is Run By The Illuminati

    WAKE UP, SHEEPLE.

    You all need to listen up because I'm about to drop some KNOWLEDGE. BOMBS. on you Siri-worshipping drones.

    Apple is STRAIGHT UP ILLUMINATI:

    Were you even watching the event??? YOU MISSED ALL THE SIGNS:

    iWatch?? OF COURSE IT'S MADE BY THE ILLUMINATI:

    WAKE UP, SHEEPLE:

    THEY'RE HIDING IN PLAIN SIGHT:

    WHO THE HELL IS SAM BEBBS???

    YOUR SUBLIMINAL MESSAGES AREN'T FOOLING US:

    CAN'T YOU SEE EVERY PIECE OF TECHNOLOGY IS ILLUMINATI:

    Want bigger phones? WAKE UP:

    WE'RE ALL ONTO YOU, COOK:

    Settling the Question: IS APPLE ILLUMINATI? #fullmoon #fashionweek You're welcome guys.

    OPEN YOUR EYES:

    Apple is merely wolves in hipster sheep clothing.

    Thought this was just a regular glass cube? LOOK AGAIN:

    DON'T BELIEVE ME? BOOM: