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    21 Creepy Amazon Products You Can Mail To Your Enemies

    Most of these cost less than $50! And all of them will be sure to deeply unsettle the recipient.

    1. 1,500 Live Ladybugs

    amazon.com

    Customer review: "I really only wanted about 100 ladybugs but 1500 was the only amount I could find. Hirt's shipped them very quickly and I had them in less than a week even being shipped to an APO address. My wife about killed me for getting the bugs."

    2. A Single Magic Card

    amazon.com

    Oh man, guys, there is a whole WORLD of creepy single Magic cards out there, waiting to be shipped to your nemesis.

    3. A Pet Memorial Kit

    amazon.com

    This tasteful wooden box comes complete with a workbook full of "meaningful activities." Hey, have you seen Fluffy lately?

    4. Baby Eels In Olive Oil

    amazon.com

    Or, for those who need eels in a hurry, these eels are available on Prime.

    5. A Threatening Sign

    6. 1,000 Live Crickets

    amazon.com

    Like ladybugs, but with more jumping around.

    7. A Pig Head Mask

    amazon.com

    oh gahd

    8. 300 Nasal Plugs

    amazon.com

    100% virgin! And non-linting!

    9. A Frozen Rabbit

    amazon.com

    I mean, this is actually a nice gift for someone who likes to cook. But there are definite Fatal Attraction vibes.

    10. Professional-Grade Handcuffs

    amazon.com

    YOU'RE GOING AWAY FOR A LONG, LONG TIME, BUDDY.

    11. A 6-Foot-Tall Teddy Bear

    amazon.com

    GIANT TEDDY™ JUST WANTS TO BE FRIENDS WITH YOU

    FOREVER

    12. 20 Super-Absorbent Vomit Bags

    amazon.com

    Your nemesis may become so overpowered by dread that these become immediately useful.

    13. A Venus Fly Trap

    amazon.com

    Only $10, including shipping. A steal!

    14. 32 Ounces Of Wolf Urine

    amazon.com

    This is one of those products that the Amazon troll universe has embraced, so basically all the reviews are jokes. But Deerbusters seems pretty sincere, TBH.

    15. 6 Tent Stakes

    These walk the delicate line between useful and threatening.

    16. A Bucket of Freeze-Dried Liver

    amazon.com

    Send only if your enemy does NOT have a dog.

    17. Clear Jel

    amazon.com

    Who doesn't love a clear jel?

    18. A Biohazard Needle Disposal Bin

    amazon.com

    😬

    19. A Surgical Skin Stapler

    amazon.com

    "Hey, just in case you need this anytime soon!"

    20. 1,000 Black Plastic Cable Ties

    amazon.com

    What, haven't you seen 50 Shades?

    21. An Articulated Pigeon Skeleton

    amazon.com

    Susan, I think it's watching me.

    Susan?

    OH GOD, SUSAN

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