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Most of these cost less than $50! And all of them will be sure to deeply unsettle the recipient.
Customer review: "I really only wanted about 100 ladybugs but 1500 was the only amount I could find. Hirt's shipped them very quickly and I had them in less than a week even being shipped to an APO address. My wife about killed me for getting the bugs."
Oh man, guys, there is a whole WORLD of creepy single Magic cards out there, waiting to be shipped to your nemesis.
This tasteful wooden box comes complete with a workbook full of "meaningful activities." Hey, have you seen Fluffy lately?
Or, for those who need eels in a hurry, these eels are available on Prime.
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Like ladybugs, but with more jumping around.
oh gahd
100% virgin! And non-linting!
I mean, this is actually a nice gift for someone who likes to cook. But there are definite Fatal Attraction vibes.
YOU'RE GOING AWAY FOR A LONG, LONG TIME, BUDDY.
GIANT TEDDY™ JUST WANTS TO BE FRIENDS WITH YOU
FOREVER
Your nemesis may become so overpowered by dread that these become immediately useful.
Only $10, including shipping. A steal!
This is one of those products that the Amazon troll universe has embraced, so basically all the reviews are jokes. But Deerbusters seems pretty sincere, TBH.
Send only if your enemy does NOT have a dog.
Who doesn't love a clear jel?
"Hey, just in case you need this anytime soon!"
What, haven't you seen 50 Shades?
Susan, I think it's watching me.
Susan?
OH GOD, SUSAN