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    The 14 Best Ways To Propose Marriage With Food

    Odds of getting a "yes" increase dramatically in proportion to how hungry your beloved is.

    1. Say it on a pint.

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    This method is a great way to say SUCK IT, LONELY ICE-CREAM BINGING PAST SELF, I HAVE SOMEONE TO LOVE NOW.

    2. Say it with a fortune cookie.

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    Here's how to make your own.

    3. Say it with pizza.

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    Undeniably janky and yet, AND YET, somehow deeply compelling.

    4. Say it inside a Kinder egg.

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    Perfect if you have 17 hours to spend painstakingly assembling a tiny proposal robot version of yourself.

    5. Say it with chocolates.

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    You can order custom candy messages from this Etsy store.

    6. Say it at the bottom of a coffee cup.

    7. Or at the top.

    8. Say it with s'mores.

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    This would be totally adorable right up until the moment where your betrothed cracks their molars into tiny pieces and/or swallows the ring and dies.

    9. Say it on a nug' stack.

    10. Say it with macarons.

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    Crazy in twee love.

    11. Say it on a cupcake.

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    This one can be yours for the low, low price of $55,000 (including ring).

    12. Or with multiple cupcakes.

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    Multiple cupcakes > one cupcake.

    13. Say it with cookies.

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    Requires fine motor skills, not ideal for all suitors.

    14. Say it with hot sauce.

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    This is the face of modern romance.