1. Grill it. jennysteffens.blogspot.com / Via buzzfeed.com No sandwich on earth is not improved by being buttery and warm and crispy on the outside. 2. Better yet, put it in your waffle iron. edibleperspective.com Maximum crunch, bro. 3. Or, if you're really hardcore, batter and deep-fry it. yelp.com Experts only. 4. Build a PB&J 2.0: Six spreads create NINE different, glorious flavor zones. imgur.com Rows, top to bottom: strawberry preserves, honey, marshmallow fluff. Columns, left to right: crunchy peanut butter, Nutella, creamy peanut butter.Witchery. This person has the best dad in the world. 5. Make DIY Uncrustables. thewahmom.com Added bonus of being composed of actual bread, peanut butter, etc, instead of inscrutable chemical compounds and trans fats. Instructions here — you can either buy a fancy little press to form the pockers or just use a cup turned upside down (like a cookie cutter). 6. Roll up some adorable PB&J sushi. a-bicycle-built-for-two.blogspot.com Well, shucks, if that ain't just about the cutest waste of time you ever saw. 7. Use this brilliant jelly-locking technique: reddit.com 8. Make yourself a nice PB&J banana dog. thevillagecook.com Hot dog buns are just white bread in a conveniently drip-catching shape. What's not to like? 9. Ritz crackers make darling tiny sandwiches for maximum snacking ease. tasteandtellblog.com 10. Use fruit instead of jelly or jam. reelflavor.com Bananas are just the gateway fruit: Welcome to a brave new sandwich world of color, taste and texture. 11. Or forget the dumb fruity stuff and go with a PP&P (peanut butter, pickle, and potato chip). wonderlandkitchen.com Jam: overrated. We all know which half wears the pants in this sandwich. 12. Honestly, potato chips are a good idea either way. food.com 13. Fashion a charming PB&J puzzle with a cookie cutter. bentonbetterlunches.com I think I know how to solve this one. 14. Make the sandwich with French toast. macaroniandcheesecake.com You know what will seem really, really lame after you eat this? Regular bread. Recipe here. 15. Or banana bread. moon-kats-tea.blogspot.com 16. Or just straight-up cake. cakespy.com At what point do we stop calling it an appropriate lunch? NEVER.