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26 Lazy But Brilliant Ways To Get Drunk

Step 1: Be trashy. Step 2: Get trashed.

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1. Vodka + Emergen-C = you're basically a doctor.

Find the, um, recipe here.

2. While vodka + Kool-Aid will take you right down memory lane.

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Hopefully sans vodka.

3. Follow this parent's ingenious example.

4. Or make your own bag o' juice by freezing booze and a mixer.

Cocktail umbrella absolutely not optional.
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Cocktail umbrella absolutely not optional.

5. Ever heard of a Sunny D'Andre? NOW YOU HAVE.

The best/worst mimosa your lil lips will ever taste.

6. If you've already drunk part of your 40, add OJ to make a Brass Monkey.

Bonus points if you try to order one of these at a licensed establishment.
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Bonus points if you try to order one of these at a licensed establishment.

7. Or refill with Red Bull.

Keep going with the rest of these ingredients and you've VERY ALLEGEDLY got yourself a Four Loko.
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Keep going with the rest of these ingredients and you've VERY ALLEGEDLY got yourself a Four Loko.

8. Cobra and Sparks merge to form a HYPER VIPER.

9. All gummy bears want is to be soaked in vodka.

Or whatever you have on hand. Find out more here.
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Or whatever you have on hand. Find out more here.

12. And Jolly Ranchers?

Childhood sure was a rich tapestry.
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Childhood sure was a rich tapestry.

13. You can make a fancy-sounding-yet-not-at-all-fancy Kalimotxo by refilling your half-drunk Franzia box with Coke.

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You're welcome.

14. Or add Sunkist to your shitty red wine for a spin on sangria.

Recipe here, if the spirit moves you.

15. Swap in Three (née Two) Buck Chuck for the cheapest sangria you ever did see.

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16. Pour your favorite seltzer into your least-favorite wine to make a spritzer.

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17. Carnation isn't just for babies and breakfast!

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I guess! Fool around with your favorite cream-friendly liquors (like Baileys and Kahlúa) to find out what won't make you gag.

18. A shot and a beer can be joined in wedded bliss.

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Just pour the one into the other.

19. Chances are you don't have Grey Goose, but you DO have Gatorade.

Swap in that bottom-shelf liquor and you're good to go.
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Swap in that bottom-shelf liquor and you're good to go.

20. Add Red Bull if you'd like to never sleep again.

Like, basically.

21. Amp up Fireball with cider for a toasty kick in the pants.

Get the recipe here.
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Get the recipe here.

22. Kosher wine gets a new lease on life when spiked with vodka.

23. Or add Dr Pepper to arrive at Jesus Juice.

24. Combine Mountain Dew and supercheap tequila for a night where absolutely nothing could possibly go wrong.

25. Add 7-Up to your whiskey and pretend like you're classy.

Recipe here.
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Recipe here.

26. And for the truly lazy geniuses among us:

Have a good night!!

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