2. While vodka + Kool-Aid will take you right down memory lane.
3. Follow this parent's ingenious example.
4. Or make your own bag o' juice by freezing booze and a mixer.
5. Ever heard of a Sunny D'Andre? NOW YOU HAVE.
The best/worst mimosa your lil lips will ever taste.
6. If you've already drunk part of your 40, add OJ to make a Brass Monkey.
7. Or refill with Red Bull.
8. Cobra and Sparks merge to form a HYPER VIPER.
9. All gummy bears want is to be soaked in vodka.
10. Same with Skittles.
11. Aaaand Starbursts.
12. And Jolly Ranchers?
13. You can make a fancy-sounding-yet-not-at-all-fancy Kalimotxo by refilling your half-drunk Franzia box with Coke.
14. Or add Sunkist to your shitty red wine for a spin on sangria.
Recipe here, if the spirit moves you.