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19 Completely Terrifying Vintage Sex Toys

Good luck getting through this list without crossing your legs and clenching.

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7. The Oster Stim-U-Lax for Barbers (1948)

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This intimidating strap-to-your-hand model had "forceful vibrations" and a "large, strong motor."

11. The Niagra Hand Unit (1965–1976)

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Just in case you were unsure, the pointed end goes UP. (The good news? The Niagra had the Good Housekeeping stamp of approval.)

12. The Wahl Hand-E Vibrator (1957)

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While the Hand-E vibrator was the predecessor to some modern vibrators, it's still a little foreboding.

17. The Prelude 3 (1976)

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We can't get on board with a vibrator that has the color and overall vibe of orthopedic shoes.

For more vibrators that will haunt your dreams, check out the Vintage Vibrator Museum and the Antique Vibrator Museum.