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    These Boxers Promise To Solve All Your Boner Problems

    Good news if you've got a perma-erection.

    Oh, the inconvenience of the awkwardly timed boner.

    Sometimes it's just not a good time for a stiffy.

    And you don't always have the option to lower the flag from full mast.

    If you keep finding yourself with a hard-on at the most inopportune times, you might be interested in Bloxers.

    Bloxers are a new line of boxer shorts that contain a hidden panel made of stretchy fabric that the creators say will conceal untimely erections.

    "I came up with the idea for Bloxers after watching this scene from Anchorman a few months back," Chris Woods, MVP of design for Bloxers, told BuzzFeed Life.

    "The panel acts pretty much like you are wearing a pair of smaller boxers on one leg," Woods said.

    Bloxers are not currently available for purchase, but contributing $20 to the company's Indiegogo campaign will get you one step closer to getting a pair.

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    You can get your Bloxers with the panel on the right leg or the left leg, depending on your preference, or pay an extra $5 for a pair of "Switch Hitters." The company plans to donate 25% of its profits to prostate cancer research.

    According to their website, "When life makes it hard, Bloxers make it easy."