These Boxers Promise To Solve All Your Boner Problems

Good news if you've got a perma-erection.

Oh, the inconvenience of the awkwardly timed boner.

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Sometimes it's just not a good time for a stiffy.

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And you don't always have the option to lower the flag from full mast.

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If you keep finding yourself with a hard-on at the most inopportune times, you might be interested in Bloxers.

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Bloxers are a new line of boxer shorts that contain a hidden panel made of stretchy fabric that the creators say will conceal untimely erections.

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According to the company, "The fabric, dubbed the 'deflector shield,' covers your crotch in its entirety and allows you to grow but at a controlled pace while deflecting to your chosen side." (Emphasis mine.)

"I came up with the idea for Bloxers after watching this scene from Anchorman a few months back," Chris Woods, MVP of design for Bloxers, told BuzzFeed Life.

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"My friends and I thought, Someone should do something about this! and that’s how Bloxers were born," he said.

"The panel acts pretty much like you are wearing a pair of smaller boxers on one leg," Woods said.

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"This panel prevents outward growth and 'holds it down' while the regular boxer it is sewn into hangs normally on top," he said. "It feels like you're wearing a pair of boxers under another pair on that leg."

Bloxers are not currently available for purchase, but contributing $20 to the company's Indiegogo campaign will get you one step closer to getting a pair.

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You can get your Bloxers with the panel on the right leg or the left leg, depending on your preference, or pay an extra $5 for a pair of "Switch Hitters." The company plans to donate 25% of its profits to prostate cancer research.

According to their website, "When life makes it hard, Bloxers make it easy."

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