1. Clean their apartment.
2. Don't forget the dryer sheets!
3. Use lip balm.
FINALLY!!!!
4. Brush their teeth.
5. Blow their noses.
6. You can't expect a MAN to use something called "PUFFS," for crying out loud.
7. Treat a sore throat.
8. Use a chamois.
9. And Q-tips.
10. Wear leggings.
11. Burn candles.
12. Wash off their man filth.
13. CRUSH a smoothie.
14. Drink diet soda.
15. And sangria.
16. Eat yogurt.
17. And oatmeal.
18. Enjoy a treat.
19. Drink tea.
20. Use cocoa butter.
21. Exfoliate with a Clarisonic.
22. Do a downward-facing dog.
23. Wear ear plugs.
24. Wipe down their butts and nuts.
25. And soak in a nice bath.
