Buzz·Posted on 24 Jun 201521 Things Your Friends Who Didn't Move To London Are ThinkingDon't be turning into a Southern shandy now.by Rachel SpencerBuzzFeed ContributorLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. Just because we don't live in London, you don't need to talk to us like we're small children. View this photo on Instagram 2. That said, we'd like you to meet us at Euston station when we come to visit. View this photo on Instagram 3. You may know London like the back of your hand, but please remember that we don't. View this photo on Instagram 4. We feel pretty smug about being able to drive to work in half an hour. View this photo on Instagram 5. And about being able to get a round for under a tenner. John Wright @johnmushroom Hare and Hounds in Foulridge Lancashire. Beer £2 a pint! Makes a southerner weep. 07:26 PM - 09 Jun 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite £7 for a glass of wine? Are you having a laugh? You can still get a pint with a head on for £2 in Manchester. 6. We remember when you were up for pie, chips, and gravy on a Friday night. View this photo on Instagram 7. You've started losing your accent, which makes us sad. View this photo on Instagram 8. And we really don't understand why you've started wearing a coat out. View this photo on Instagram 9. It's OK when people who work in shops chat to you. View this photo on Instagram 10. We love your taxi drivers though. View this photo on Instagram 11. That said, we don't get why you all quibble over Uber fares. View this photo on Instagram 12. We know you earn loads more money than us, and we're very proud of you. The Wolf of Wall St @WallStreetWoIf There's no nobility in poverty. I've been a poor man and I've been a rich man. I choose rich every fucking time. 03:07 PM - 20 Jan 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite But it’s all relative, because we can go out on a Saturday night and still come home with change from £50. 13. But we can buy a two bedroom flat for less than £100,000. 14. There's loads to see and do in London, but there's plenty of choice up North too. View this photo on Instagram 15. There are hipsters outside of London too. View this post on Facebook facebook.com You can’t move in Manchester’s Northern Quarter for vintage shops, blokes with beards, and tattoos. And let's not forget Earnest, the Chorlton Hipster Elephant. 16. There's no need to walk so fast. View this photo on Instagram 17. Our sports are waaaay better than yours. View this photo on Instagram 18. We secretly think online dating must be much easier for you. View this photo on Instagram 19. But the main thing we don't understand is: What is it with the black snot? Clenli Ness @MeatonNess @perrigame Black bogeys are the least funny thing about London.....oh wait, there's more..... 11:04 PM - 16 Jun 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite After a day in London you blow your nose and black bogeys come out. That’s just gross. Give me back my clean, country air! 20. Really, we just miss you. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 21. And we want you to come home, so we can teach you to drink again. View this photo on Instagram