The 27 Stages Of A Typical Night Out (As Told By Puppies)

I see two of my *bitches* in the club...

1. You pick out a killer outfit

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2. You force your friends to come out with you even though they insist that they have a ton of work to do

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3. The pregame commences

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4. At least one friend gets a little carried away

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5. All 7 of you try to squeeze into a cab amidst protests from the driver

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6. You all attempt to befriend the poor cabbie despite the fact that he is NOT amused

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7. The friend that's riding shot gun is suddenly the world's best DJ

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8. Finally you arrive at your destination and the line looks endless

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9. Someone's fake ID inevitably gets taken

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10. Apparently puppy eyes don't work on bouncers

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11. Once inside, everyone takes turns taking snapchat selfies with the random couple aggressively making out

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12. At least one friend gets irrationally upset about that thing Becky did 3 months ago and the tears starts flowing

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13. Within the first 15 minutes you spy the token out of control friend doing her thing across the room

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14. But she can't keep up forever and you decide it's time for her to go home

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15. But before you actually get back to your room you make a quick pit stop for a snack that ends up turning into a meal

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16. By the end of the night everyone somehow ends up squished into one bed

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17. You wake up and vow not to leave your bed all day

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18. You scroll through your pictures and you're not entirely sure how some of them ended up there

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19. You put them in your group chat with a thousand "??????"

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20. Wait, who is this girl you have a million pictures with?

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21. Seriously, what are you wearing and who are these people

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22. And don't even think about looking through your texts

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23. You look over to find your roommate like this

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24. While spending the whole day feeling like this

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25. You drag yourself to class but instantly regret not just asking someone for the notes

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26. But then 10:00 rolls around and it's time to do it all again

27. Cheers!

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