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What It's Like Dating Someone In A Band

It seems like a good idea at first. After a while, when the glitter and eye makeup begins to settle, you look around and think to yourself, "WHAT HAVE I DONE?"

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You have to like their music NO MATTER WHAT.

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And you won't get the pleasure of bumping into Tim Riggins.

Have fun meeting their bandmates for the first time.

Remember what I said about them already having girlfriends and boyfriends? They will only look at you with contempt and trepidation. They think you want to break up the band. THESE PUNCHES ARE FOR YOU.

You never really know what goes on at band practice.

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And the excuse, "Sorry babe, I can't tonight, I have band practice" becomes the bane of your existence.

After a breakup, you might have to hear that band on the radio, and you're just like:

On the very slim to nill chance your significant other's band actually makes it in some degree, you will hear one chord and be filled with rage, regret, and most likely nausea.


"May she play the Drums to the fiery rhythm of her Own Heart with the sinewy strength of her Own Arms, so she need Not Lie With Drummers." — Tina Fey in "A Mother's Prayer for Her Child," Bossypants.

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