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What Member Of Sabotage Are You?

Saddle, up partners, you’re about to ride a horse named Sabotage. No need to worry, it’s a gentle steed. The kind of steed that will probably introduce you to a warlock and a few friendly bears, and then take you out for some Clams Casino. It’s a delicacy, trust us. You’re about to go on a mystical journey, so hold on tight. Find out which member of PHIT's goofiest improv house team you are. The good news is, no matter what you're a total babe.

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  1. 1. Pick A Musical Artist

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    The Killers
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    The Killers
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    Backstreet Boys
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    Backstreet Boys
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    Pearl Jam
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    Pearl Jam
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    Muse
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    Muse
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    Tegan & Sara
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    Tegan & Sara
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    Kanye West
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    Kanye West
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    Gwen Stefani
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    Gwen Stefani
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    Nas
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    Nas
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    Grateful Dead
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    Grateful Dead
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  2. 2. Pick a Painting

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    "Persistence of Memory"
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    "Death"
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    "The Wait (Margot)"
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    "Relativity"
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    "Starry Night"
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    "Superman"
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    "Color Britney"
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    "The Kiss"
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    "Takiyasha the Witch and the Skeleton Spectre"
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  3. 3. Pick a Weapon

    Pussy
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    Pussy
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    Infinity Gauntlet
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    Infinity Gauntlet
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    Katana
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    Katana
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    Sass
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    Sass
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    Dark Magics
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    Dark Magics
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    Power
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    Power
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    Ax(e)
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    Ax(e)
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    My Voice
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    My Voice
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    Gauss Rifle
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    Gauss Rifle
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  4. 4. Pick A Children's Book

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    Don't Let the Pigeon Stay Up Late
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    Don't Let the Pigeon Stay Up Late
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    Everything On It
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    Everything On It
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    Frog and Toad Are Friends
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    Frog and Toad Are Friends
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    Voyage of the Dawn Treader
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    Voyage of the Dawn Treader
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    Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark
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    Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark
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    Green Eggs and Ham
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    Green Eggs and Ham
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    Where the Wild Things Are
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    Where the Wild Things Are
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    My Side of the Mountain
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    My Side of the Mountain
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    Caps for Sale
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    Caps for Sale
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  5. 5. Pick A City to Live In

    Los Angeles
    Tokyo
    Paris
    Baltimore
    London
    Amsterdam
    Sydney
    San Francisco
    Munich
  6. 6. Pick a Celebrity Prom Date

    Julia Roberts
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    Julia Roberts
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    Thor Odinson
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    Thor Odinson
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    Alyssa Milano
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    Alyssa Milano
    Gillian Anderson
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    Gillian Anderson
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    Tim Armstrong
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    Tim Armstrong
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    Karen Gilan
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    Karen Gilan
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    Magic Mike
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    Magic Mike
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    Jennifer Love Hewitt
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    Jennifer Love Hewitt
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    Tom Hanks
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    Tom Hanks
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  7. 7. Pick a Bagel

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    Sesame
    Pumpernickel
    Pizza
    Everything
    Asiago
    Egg
    Blueberry
    Sundried Tomato
    Onion
  8. 8. Pick a Hug

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    Long, squeezy, meaningful
    Bear Hug
    Warm
    Without Warning
    Naked
    From behind
    Seductive
    Strong and Comforting
    Arm-y
  9. 9. Pick a Sweater

    Irish Fisherman
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    Irish Fisherman
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    Full Zip Hoodie
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    Full Zip Hoodie
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    Ugly Gamer X-Mas
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    Ugly Gamer X-Mas
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    Cat Lightning
    Cat Lightning
    Sleeveless Turtleneck
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    Sleeveless Turtleneck
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    Diagonal Zip
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    Diagonal Zip
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    Classic V-Neck
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    Classic V-Neck
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    Lion Zip Hoodie
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    Lion Zip Hoodie
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    Full Body
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    Full Body
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  10. 10. Pick a Dance Move

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    Shoulder Shuffle
    Iron and Blood
    The Dougie
    The Wop
    Floor Work
    Octopus Arms
    Two-Step
    Sizzling Bacon
    Stank Face

What Member Of Sabotage Are You?

You got: Adam Steiger

You're built for pleasure, not for speed. You're also hands-down the nicest person in a general 1,000-mile radius at any given time. Good job, Adams of the world. Never change.

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You got: Jimi Haak

You’re Jimi Haak! (We knew it all along). You love flannel and the smell of a camp fire. You instinctively gravitate to the sound of a harmonica like a cartoon character drawn by the smell of a fresh pie in the window. You love fine spirits, the Golden Age of Pro Wrestling and Grunge Rock. Just embrace the fact that you love singing in the shower, laughing at farts, and “million dollar ideas” that never get made.

Jimi Haak
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You got: Joe Gates

You were born in Idaho, the Gemstone State and grew up mainly in Chester County PA. You're a countryside lad who is well-versed in literature and drama, looks like a jock, sings like an opera singer and dresses like a rock star. You're a dramatist and writer of Gothic Horror who performs with the stellar PHIT improv group, Sabotage!

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You got: Jeff Kremzier

You're old man Sabotage! Your personal hero is Knight Rider, and you are probably guilty of weaing a puka shell necklace in high school. You're an adventurer, a bowler, and one smooth operator.

Jeff Kremzier
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You got: Derrick Hackett

Ah, the master enigma! You're a bit shy at first, but once that can of worms, is cracked, there's no going back. You love/hate Best Buy like most people love/hate their gym, you have a sexy car named Veronica, and have a killer taste in music...it's no wonder you always start the dance party. Now go microwave your dinner and get ready for Comic Con, it's Hackett time!

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You got: Brendan Kingston

RAISE YOUR SKELETON ARMS AND WIGGLE THEM TO THE SKYYYYYY! Way to go, you're the beer, conspiracy theory, and cat afficionado of the gang. You have a ton of infectious energy...in fact, the only thing more infectious than your energy is your laugh.

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You got: Danielle Klaiman

You're a covered-in-tattoos, sweet-as-pie, stone-cold BADASS. You're a woman with a taste for cider, hip hop, and kickboxing. You never ever miss Shabbat dinner and your ideal weekend is one spent chillin' at home. You do you.

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You got: Hannah Datz

AIN'T NO PARTY LIKE A HANNAH DATZ PARTY, 'CAUSE A HANNAH DATZ PARTY IS UNLIKE ANYTHING YOU'VE EVER EXPERIENCED. You light up every room you walk into, can give a speech to 10,000 people, and know how to brew one damn fine cup of coffee. Most importantly, you aren't afraid to let your freak flag fly. You. Are. Dynamite.

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You got: Rachel Semigran

Awww, you're Sabomom! Keepin' the family strong since 2013. Go on, you big weirdo. You wear your heart on your sleeve, or otherwise known as, "having a lot of feelings." That's fine by you though, you prefer it that way. You are the result of what would happen if Lisa Simpson and Milhouse VanHouten ever had a kid. You have an emotional relationship with cheese and really belong in the UK. They just seem to get you there.

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