Jude Law: 'Hamlet' Star Makes Out With Hot Blonde at The Box

If making out leads to babies, then Jude Law would have a ton....oh wait, doesn't he already have four? Excited from his Hamlet success on Broadway, Law was seen locking lips (or "canoodling" as they sometimes say), with an attractive blonde at The Box, a bar on the Lower East Side, on Saturday. Meanwhile, the dude has yet to meet his fourth child, the outcome of a brief affair with model Samantha Burke. Hey, Jon Gosselin seems to be getting his stuff together (kinda, sorta)...why can't you? Alfie was a movie...not your life. How do you say "keep it in your pants" in Shakespearean?