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    10 Things An Oscar Goodie Bag Would Definitely Contain If It Was Packed By A British Mum

    Because the existing freebies are not nearly practical enough.

    1. A Disposable Camera

    Considering you're at one of the most glamorous ceremonies in the world, you're probably going to want to document it. And what's better for sneaky snaps of Leonardo and Lady Gaga than a disposable camera? Chances are you'll get finger burns from having to wind it up all night, and half of your photos will come out blurry, but hey, it's all part of the experience.

    2. A Pack Of Tissues

    You know it's a fancy event when the patterned packs come out.

    3. Plastic Bags

    How else are you meant to bring leftover sausage rolls home from the after-party?

    4. A Trusty Cagoule

    You might be in Hollywood, but the weather's still really unpredictable. You wouldn't want to risk ruining that lovely new outfit now, would you?

    5. Capri-Sun

    You'll probably be offered a glass of champagne, so it's important to stay hydrated.

    6. An Extensive List Of Taxi Numbers

    Because the internet and your existing phone book will never be as trusty as a piece of paper which could be easily dropped or blown away at any given moment.

    7. Some Teabags

    Just in case you're feeling parched. Cups of tea just aren't the same in America, you know.

    8. An Autograph Book

    Do you have any idea how much you could sell that for on Ebay?

    9. Plasters

    There's a 76% chance you've never worn those swanky new shoes before, so they might rub your feet. Plasters are essential in such emergencies.

    10. A Spare Cardigan

    You don't want to freeze to death, do you?